Welcome to The Bitch Box!
Go ahead and indulge the brat in what the man calls “the supermarket isle of your own self-regard.” This here is where you can address all of your complaints, so they don’t just go into the circular file.
You can also ask for our advice, like a retarded Dear Abby, or send in alert-reader junk, and maybe get your query published on The Bajeezus.
In any case, all submissions to The Bitch Box will be answered, because unlike your mom, we like you, and we promise to always acknowledge your existence. Bitch.